in other port reality show news, according to several sources, tomorrow, jennifer lopez, also known at j.lo, will be named the judge for a new season of "american idol." supposedly they're paying her $12 million a year. can you imagine paying j.lo -- this is a woman who read the script from "maid in manhattan" and said, yes, i want to do this. how good a judge of anything could she be? [ applause ] but she's the new -- meanwhile, poor randy jackson, still holding out for a new sweater vest. not all reality shows have the high standards of an "american idol" or "dancing with the stars." for instance, in november, the e channel is premiering a show called "bridal-plasty." hopeful brides to be compete to win free cosmetic surgery before their wedding. all of a sudden, the kardashians look like the waltons on this e channel. the brides will compete in events, honeymoon planning is an event, vow wrying is an event. and if you win that week, you get one surgical procedure done from your wish list and the big winner overall at the end of the season gets her dream body. and a complete sex chan